Ivanovich letter

The Ivanovich letter is a letter recovered during one of the Crimson Brigades raids on Uzbekistan during the Neo-Taiping crisis supposedly written by Yuri Ivanovich during his time in Uzbek captivity.

Contents of the letter

"The CIA Uzbek glows in the dark I killed one with a BMP in 1979 I crushed him with my BMP, the CIA created Uzbek and UNazi Waldheim lives in ruins of Tashkent I have seen his atheism and hubris on a wall. Jackfuckistan is new Sumeria and Mesopotamia chairman Faul is king Solomon red hammers bind the 72 demons CIA Uzbeks want to unleash the 72 demons and destroy the new temple (Al-Rogabad) Uzbekistan is CIA, CIA is UNazi Waldheim he’s mad over his jets our airforce shot down. The glowing CIA Uzbeks will be dragged down by stone because only an Uzbek could oppose Rog and the red hammers glory to the red hammers glory to the red hammers, Crimson Brigades will roll into Tashkent and do genocide upon CIA Uzbek cockroaches. Jackfuck realised the truth when they went to Sosnowiec and they saw the wielka płyta and they know what’s right because they listen to war crime rock like king Solomon taught them to, and Neo-Taipings hold secret of Uzbek nuclear stockpiles"