UN war

UN war was a conflict between United Nations and People's Republic of Jackfuckistan during 1979. Chairman McCharmely (The Artist Formerly Known as Chairman The Rev. Chief Dr. Sgt Sir Jeams Faul Russell Edward McCharmley VIII CH MBE OPG D. Mus Ph.D KG KT OM GCVO ONZ GBE AK QSO GCL CC CMM PC CD ADC(P) Forcibly kicked UN "peacekeepers" out of the country after their abuse to the Jackfuck citizens and shit-talking our music. Methods such as barricading them inside apartments then burning them alive were used. The United Nations responded with a series of airstrikes against cities in Jackfuckistan (mostly conducted with Harrier Jump Jet aircraft). These airstrikes mostly targeted derelict factories that were to be demolished anyways (dumbasses) but nonetheless we were pissed and blew hundreds of these fuckers out of the sky. The UN also deployed their peacekeeping main battle tanks armed with peacekeeping machine guns and anti tank peacekeeping rounds, mostly of french origin these were also destroyed in droves. The UN was forced to completely withdraw from Jackfuckistan, but it did not stop even more apartment incidents and eventually embassy bombings to follow. In the west Jackfuckistan was vilified, when asked to comment on his brutal actions at the end of the conflict in 1979, Faul McCharmely only responded with "I WIN I WON AGAINST THE UN!!!"

Why was UN in Jackfuckistan to begin with?
United Nations came to Jackfuckistan after we won war against Uzbekistan and occupied Tashkent (shitter city on the earth). They came to oversee "peacekeeping" but treated Jackfuckers like shit so in 1979 they were kicked out and put up against the wall