Dick Bukkake

Richard Vasilievich "Dick" Bukkake (8 November 1938 - 13 December 2006) was a Russian-Jackfuck broadcast journalist who served as an anchorman for WPRJ from it's inception in 1971 until his retirement in 1990. He is often called Jackfuckistan's Walter Cronkite and was reported to be Faul McCharmley's favorite journalist during his regime.